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When you're calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer.

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A little boy went up to his father and asked:
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My middle finger salutes you!

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Stupidity knows no boundaries, but it knows a lot of people.
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