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When you're calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer. Random joke:
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- How can you tell if your wife is dead?
- The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up.

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If sleep is really good for the brain, then why is it not permitted in school?

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