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Do you remember when I asked you to give me your opinion? That's right, me neither.

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A rabbit went to the fortune-teller, "what do you see in my future?" asked the rabbit.
"Very soon," replied the fortune-teller, "you will meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you."
"That's great!" said the rabbit, hopping up and down.
"But when will I meet her?"
"Next week in science class," said the fortune-teller.
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Confessions may be great for your soul, but they are hell for your reputation.

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Everybody loves you when they are about to cum
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