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N 30: Joke about blonde
What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
It’s difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

N 29: Joke about blonde, mosquito vulgar
What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.

N 28: Joke about blonde short
How did the blonde try to kill the bird??
She threw it off a cliff.

N 27: Joke about blonde
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again.
Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is!
My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.'"

N 26: Joke about blonde
- Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
- She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.

N 25: Joke about blonde and toilet
Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet?
To feed the toilet duck!

N 24: Joke about blonde and boss
A boss tells a blonde applicant, "I'll give you $8 an hour, starting today, and in three months, I'll raise it to $10 an hour.
So, when would you like to start?"
"In three months."

N 23: Joke about blonde
- What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning?
- A visitor.

N 22: Joke about blonde
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
Because she was trying to make up her mind.

N 21: Joke about blonde
One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land.
When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home.

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