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next > N 468: Joke about women, men, shadow, prostitute vulgar
A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty bucks," she says.
He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them... it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light in her face." N 467: Joke about boys and girls vulgar
boy: spell "me"
girl: M-E
boy: but you forgot the D
girl: there's no D in me
boy: not yet;) N 466: Joke about birds, mouse black
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. N 465: Joke about women and phone
When you're calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer. N 464: Joke about women and trouble
Help a woman when she's in trouble. She will remember you when she's in trouble again. N 463: Joke about wallet, onion short
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. N 462: Joke about secrets
Of course I can keep secrets. But the people I tell them to obviously can't. N 461: Joke about slut, vulgar short
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
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