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N 478: Joke about little johnny and crocodile
One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.
As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him.
He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could.
"Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked.
"I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny.
He's been there for years, and he's never hurt no one.
Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"
"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"

N 477: Joke about bar and men
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.

N 476: Joke about teacher, chemistry wordplay
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no
chemistry.

N 475: Joke about husband
I’ve received hundred of responses to my ad seeking a husband, and they all say the exact same thing:
"Take mine, please."

N 474: Joke about lesbian, vampire short
What does one lesbian vampire say to the other?
Same time next month?

N 473: Joke about god, men, dildo vulgar
Why did God even create men?
Because He couldn’t figure out how to make a vibrator that would mow the lawn.

N 472: Joke about adam and eve
Why did God make Adam before Eve?
Everyone needs a rough draft before they make the final copy.

N 471: Joke about hurt cynical
The last thing I want to do is to hurt you.
But we'll get there eventually, once I've gone through the entire list.

N 470: Joke about stupidity, cynical short
Of course you're not stupid.
You just have bad luck when you think.

N 469: Joke about x-ray, photography, cynical short
Some people's x-rays actually look much better than their photographs.

N 468: Joke about women, men, shadow, prostitute vulgar
A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty bucks," she says.
He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them... it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light in her face."

N 467: Joke about boys and girls vulgar
boy: spell "me"
girl: M-E
boy: but you forgot the D
girl: there's no D in me
boy: not yet;)

N 466: Joke about birds, mouse black
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

N 465: Joke about women and phone
When you're calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer.

N 464: Joke about women and trouble
Help a woman when she's in trouble. She will remember you when she's in trouble again.

N 463: Joke about wallet, onion short
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry.

N 462: Joke about secrets
Of course I can keep secrets. But the people I tell them to obviously can't.

N 461: Joke about slut, vulgar short
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
Full.

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