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When you're calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer. N 464: Joke about women and trouble
Help a woman when she's in trouble. She will remember you when she's in trouble again. N 463: Joke about wallet, onion short
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. N 462: Joke about secrets
Of course I can keep secrets. But the people I tell them to obviously can't. N 461: Joke about slut, vulgar short
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
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