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N 6: Quote about life and trust
A truth of life: Only ever trust your own butt to always stand behind you!

N 5: Quote about life
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

N 4: Quote about life, sex short
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

N 3: Quote about life
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

N 2: Quote about life
The only thing in life achieved without effort is failure.

N 1: Quote about life
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that's all.

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