Little Johnny's first grade class was playing "Name That Animal."
The teacher held up
a picture of a
cat and asked, "What animal is this?"
"
A cat!" said Suzy.
"Good job.
Now, what's this animal?"
"A dog!" said Ricky.
"Good. Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.
The class fell silent.
After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your
mom calls your dad."
"I know!" called out Little Johnny.
"A horny bastard!"
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