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N 8: Joke about men, kill vulgar
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

N 7: Joke about men and light bulb
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three – one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

N 6: Joke about men and light bulb
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One – he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him

N 5: Joke about men, penis vulgar
What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man’s penis?
His body.

N 4: Joke about men, shower and pee
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

N 3: Joke about men short
How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".

N 2: Joke about men
Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces?
Nothing all the good ones are taken.

N 1: Joke about men
Men are like Bluetooth.
When they're close they're connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.



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