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N 26: Joke about women, word, sex short
Three words women hate to hear when having sex “Honey, I’m home!” The three words most hated by men during sex? "Are you In?" or "Is It In?"
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Sex
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Why do women close their eyes during sex? They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time. I read married couples do it about 74 times per year. It's end of November now. Seems I'm going to have a seriously exciting December!
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Sex
Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex: - You can GET chocolate. - Chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft. - You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. - You can have chocolate in in public. - If you bite the nuts, the chocolate won't mind. - The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. - You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. - No need to fake your enjoyment of chocolate. - Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. - You can have chocolate at any time of the month. - You are never too young or too old for chocolate. - Size doesn't matter -- though more is still better.
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Chocolate
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The young fellow is about to marry and asks his grandfather how often a married couple should have sex. His grandfather tells him, "When you first get married, you want it all the time, maybe several times a day; later on, maybe once a week. As you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, maybe on your anniversary." The young fellow asks, "How about you and Grandma?" His grandfather replies, "Oh, we just have oral sex now. She goes into her bedroom and I go into my bedroom. She yells, 'F:::ck you,' and I holler back, 'F::ck you, too!'"
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