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N 19: Verse cynical
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, What's he done to you?
Categories :
Cynical
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours Belongs in the Zoo.
Categories :
Face
There was a young lady of Arden, Who suck off a man in a garden. He said, "My dear Flo, Where does that stuff go?" And she said, "(swallow hard)-- I beg pardon?" There was a young fellow from Wark, Who, when he screws, has to bark. His wife is a bitch, With a terrible itch, So the town never sleeps after dark.
Categories :
Black
The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever At milking a cow..... My long-eared dog is very sweet. He loves to lick my stinky feet. And that is why I’d use my mace before I’d let her lick my face. Tinkle, Tinkle little car How I wonder what you are. Leaking oil every day Having it your own way. Going up hills real slow I don't want you any mo. Tinkle, Tinkle little car Boy, what a lemon you are.
Categories :
Car
I am a DOG And you are a FLOWER I lift my LEG UP And give you a SHOWER
Categories :
Dog
Birdy Birdy, In the sky, What you doing in my eye, It tastes like sugar, It feels Like soup, Oh My God, Its birdy poop. My feelings for you no words can tell. Except for maybe "go to hell." I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life.
Categories :
Wife
Every time I see your face. I wish I were in outer space. Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or getting paid Everyone likes getting laid
Categories :
Sex
I like your style I like your class but most of all I like your ass Roses are red, Pickles are green I love your legs Аnd what’s between
Categories :
Vulgar
Birdy birdy in the sky, Left a poopie in my eye. Me don’t care, me don’t cry, Me just happy, that a cow can’t fly!
Categories :
Birds
If you want a little sex, Ask my dog, His name is Rex... Mother puts her little daughter for five minutes under water not to make her any troubles just to see the funny bubbles.
Categories :
Black
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