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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me pretty,
What's he done to you? N 18: Verse about face
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A face like yours
Belongs in the Zoo. N 17: Verse about blow job vulgar
There was a young lady of Arden,
Who suck off a man in a garden.
He said, "My dear Flo,
Where does that stuff go?"
And she said, "(swallow hard)-- I beg pardon?" N 16: Verse black
There was a young fellow from Wark,
Who, when he screws, has to bark.
His wife is a bitch,
With a terrible itch,
So the town never sleeps after dark. next >