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N 852: Joke about finger short
My middle finger salutes you!

N 851: Joke about money
A bag of money can be a symbol not only of wealth, but also of tremendous inflation.

N 850: Joke about phone
The only scenario where you really need a land line today is when you're trying to find your smartphone.

N 849: Joke about women and phone
When you're calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer.

N 848: Joke about women and trouble
Help a woman when she's in trouble. She will remember you when she's in trouble again.

N 847: Joke about wallet, onion short
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry.

N 846: Joke about secrets
Of course I can keep secrets. But the people I tell them to obviously can't.

N 845: Joke about cat
You can train a cat to do anything the cat wants to do at the moment it wants to do it.

N 844: Joke about people
It is a fact of nature that light arrives faster than sound. Which is why some people can appear quite bright, until they speak.

N 843: Joke cynical
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me pretty,
What's he done to you?

N 842: Joke about cat
Funny picture  about cat
Stuffed toy cat

N 841: Joke about cat
Funny picture  about cat

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