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N 899: Joke about dog
Funny picture  about dog

N 898: Joke about toilet and cat
Funny picture  about toilet and cat

N 897: Joke about cat
Funny picture  about cat

N 896: Joke about cat
Funny picture  about cat

N 895: Joke about elk
Funny picture  about elk

N 894: Joke about goose and beer
Funny picture  about goose and beer

N 893: Joke about mermaid
Funny picture  about mermaid
Arctic and Mediterranean Mermaids

N 892: Joke about lips
Funny picture  about lips

N 891: Joke about banana and goose
Funny picture  about banana and goose

N 890: Joke about dirt and children
Funny picture  about dirt and children

N 889: Joke about dog and snow
Funny picture  about dog and snow

N 888: Joke about tongue
Funny picture  about tongue

N 887: Joke about little johnny and crocodile
One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.
As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him.
He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could.
"Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked.
"I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny.
He's been there for years, and he's never hurt no one.
Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"
"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"

N 886: Joke about bar and men
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.

N 885: Joke about teacher, chemistry wordplay
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no
chemistry.

N 884: Joke about cat
Funny picture  about cat

N 883: Joke about fox
Funny picture  about fox

N 882: Joke about lion
Funny picture  about lion

N 881: Joke about husband
I’ve received hundred of responses to my ad seeking a husband, and they all say the exact same thing:
"Take mine, please."

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