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N 936: Joke about teacher
TEACHER: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.
FATHER: What's that?
TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.

N 935: Funny picture about women, men, thoughts vulgar
Funny picture  about women, men, thoughts vulgar

N 934: Funny picture about books and reading
Funny picture  about books and reading

N 933: Funny picture about gift and office
Funny picture  about gift and office

N 932: Funny picture about dog and police
Funny picture  about dog and police

N 931: Funny picture about dating, wine and flower
Funny picture  about dating, wine and flower

N 930: Funny picture about robot and toilet
Funny picture  about robot and toilet

N 929: Funny picture about picture and lighthouse
Funny picture  about picture and lighthouse

N 928: Funny picture about keyboard and chair
Funny picture  about keyboard and chair

N 927: Quote about confession and reputation
Confessions may be great for your soul, but they are hell for your reputation.

N 926: Quote about injustice and resistance
When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.

N 925: Funny picture about crocodile
Funny picture  about crocodile

N 924: Funny picture about dog
Funny picture  about dog

N 923: Funny picture about cat
Funny picture  about cat

N 922: Funny picture about toilet
Funny picture  about toilet

N 921: Funny picture about drunk and lawn
Funny picture  about drunk and lawn

N 920: Funny picture about cat
Funny picture  about cat

N 919: Funny picture about dog
Funny picture  about dog

N 918: Quote about work and laziness
Hard work pays off in the future. Lolling on the couch pays off right now.

N 917: Joke about opinion cynical
Do you remember when I asked you to give me your opinion? That's right, me neither.

N 916: Joke about yourself and unicorn
Always be yourself. Unless you can also be a unicorn. In that case, always be a unicorn.

N 915: Funny picture about fishing and fish
Funny picture  about fishing and fish

N 914: Joke about bar and bra
What is the similarity between a bar and a bra ?
They both drive men crazy when they open.

N 913: Joke about bra
I‘ve been trying to open the bra of my girlfriend for 20 minutes now...
I wish I had never put it on.

N 912: Quote about promise wordplay
Promises are like babies... They're fun to make but hard to deliver.

N 911: Quote about computer
The leading source of computer problems is computer solutions.

N 910: Quote about stupidity
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.

N 909: Quote about snoring
The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.

N 908: Joke about headache and children
If you have been struck by a headache, follow the instructions on the aspirin bottle:
KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.

N 907: Joke about dentists and question
Dental-Chair Revelation: Once you have your mouth open, dentists lose the ability to ask questions with a simple yes or no answer.

N 906: Quote about laziness and problem
It may seem like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to disappear.

N 905: Quote about baby and candy
If you're using the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby", try taking candy from a baby.

N 904: Quote about weekend
The first five days after the weekend are the toughest.

N 903: Funny picture about strawberry
Funny picture  about strawberry

N 902: Funny picture about ice cream and pigs
Funny picture  about ice cream and pigs

N 901: Funny picture about food
Funny picture  about food

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