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N 887: Joke about little johnny and crocodile
One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.
As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him.
He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could.
"Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked.
"I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny.
He's been there for years, and he's never hurt no one.
Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"
"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!" N 886: Joke about bar and men
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married. N 885: Joke about teacher, chemistry wordplay
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no
chemistry. N 884: Joke about cat
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N 881: Joke about husband
I’ve received hundred of responses to my ad seeking a husband, and they all say the exact same thing:
"Take mine, please." next >