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N 10: Joke about light bulb, freud, penis vulgar
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to change the bulb and one to hold the penis, I mean ladder.

N 9: Joke about men, penis vulgar
What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man’s penis?
His body.

N 8: Joke about vagina, penis, vulgar, wordplay short
What did the vagina say to the penis.
So do you cum here often.

N 7: Joke about penis vulgar
The Unfortunate Penis:
- You've got a hole in your head.
- You always hang around with two nuts.
- Your closest neighbor is an ass hole.
- Your best friend is a pussy.
- Every time you get excited, you throw up.

N 6: Joke about penis
Why did God give men penises?
So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.

N 5: Joke about penis
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!

N 4: Joke about penis vulgar
There is a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis. They are complaining about their lives. The cucumber says, "My life sucks. I’m put in salads, and to top it off, they put ranch on me as well. My life sucks." The pickle says, "That’s nothing compared to my life. I’m put in vinegar and stored away. Boy my life boring. I hate life." The penis says, "Why are you guys complaining? My life is so messed up that I feel like shooting myself. They put me in a plastic bag, put me in a cave, and make me do push-ups until I throw up."

N 3: Joke about condoms, penis, vulgar short
-What did the penis say to the condom?
-"Cover me. I'm going in."

N 2: Joke about husband, wife, penis vulgar
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

N 1: Joke about penis, onion vulgar
What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeter dick?
Nothing.... They all make your eyes water.



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