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N 6: Quote about penis, women, men vulgar
A penis is like a mans life.....woman make it hard N 5: Quote about women, men
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument N 4: Quote about women, men
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. N 3: Quote about women, men and marriage
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. N 2: Quote about women, men and sex
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex N 1: Quote about sex and women, men
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.