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N 4: Quote about work and laziness
Hard work pays off in the future. Lolling on the couch pays off right now. N 3: Quote about laziness and problem
It may seem like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to disappear. N 2: Quote about laziness
I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated to do nothing. N 1: Quote about laziness
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.