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N 136: Quote about confession and reputation
Confessions may be great for your soul, but they are hell for your reputation.

N 135: Quote about injustice and resistance
When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.

N 134: Quote about work and laziness
Hard work pays off in the future. Lolling on the couch pays off right now.

N 133: Quote about promise wordplay
Promises are like babies... They're fun to make but hard to deliver.

N 132: Quote about computer
The leading source of computer problems is computer solutions.

N 131: Quote about stupidity
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.

N 130: Quote about snoring
The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.

N 129: Quote about laziness and problem
It may seem like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to disappear.

N 128: Quote about baby and candy
If you're using the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby", try taking candy from a baby.

N 127: Quote about weekend
The first five days after the weekend are the toughest.

N 126: Quote about laugh
He who laughs last is a bit of a slow thinker.

N 125: Quote about grass and manure
You may think the grass is greener on the other side, but it's possibly because there's more manure there!

N 124: Quote about television wordplay
Television is a medium - anything well done is rare.

N 123: Quote about stuff
I'm really good at stuff until somebody watches me do that stuff.

N 122: Quote wordplay
You have to excuse me, I suffer from emotional constipation. I really can't give a shit.

N 121: Quote about turtle
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?

N 120: Quote about finger short
My middle finger salutes you!

N 119: Quote about money
A bag of money can be a symbol not only of wealth, but also of tremendous inflation.

N 118: Quote about phone
The only scenario where you really need a land line today is when you're trying to find your smartphone.

N 117: Quote about cat
You can train a cat to do anything the cat wants to do at the moment it wants to do it.

N 116: Quote about people
It is a fact of nature that light arrives faster than sound. Which is why some people can appear quite bright, until they speak.

N 115: Quote about interrupt
I'm very sorry to interrupt you, but you must have mistaken me for somebody who's interested.

N 114: Quote about refrigerator
It is what's inside that matters - the fridge is a perfect example.

N 113: Quote about money and bank
They say money doesn't grow on trees, but why do banks have branches then?

N 112: Quote about laziness
I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated to do nothing.

N 111: Quote about weather
There is no lousy weather, only lousy choice of clothing.

N 110: Quote about optimist
A true optimist is the guy who falls off a skyscraper and after 50 floors thinks to himself - well, so far so good!

N 109: Quote about life and trust
A truth of life: Only ever trust your own butt to always stand behind you!

N 108: Quote about speech short
Too long speeches lead to no actions.

N 107: Quote about marriage and love
If love is blind, then marriage is its spectacles.

N 106: Quote about stupidity
Stupidity knows no boundaries, but it knows a lot of people.

N 105: Quote about people black
A lot of people are only alive today because the law makes it impossible to shoot them.

N 104: Quote about driving
Never drive faster than a guardian angel can fly.

N 103: Quote about money
Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying
in a new BMW than on a bike.

N 102: Quote about people and cat
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.

N 101: Quote about doctor
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.

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