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N 133: Quote about promise wordplay
Promises are like babies... They're fun to make but hard to deliver.

N 132: Quote about computer
The leading source of computer problems is computer solutions.

N 131: Quote about stupidity
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.

N 130: Quote about snoring
The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.

N 129: Quote about laziness and problem
It may seem like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to disappear.

N 128: Quote about baby and candy
If you're using the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby", try taking candy from a baby.

N 127: Quote about weekend
The first five days after the weekend are the toughest.

N 126: Quote about laugh
He who laughs last is a bit of a slow thinker.

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