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N 121: Quote about turtle
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?

N 120: Quote about finger short
My middle finger salutes you!

N 119: Quote about money
A bag of money can be a symbol not only of wealth, but also of tremendous inflation.

N 118: Quote about phone
The only scenario where you really need a land line today is when you're trying to find your smartphone.

N 117: Quote about cat
You can train a cat to do anything the cat wants to do at the moment it wants to do it.

N 116: Quote about people
It is a fact of nature that light arrives faster than sound. Which is why some people can appear quite bright, until they speak.

N 115: Quote about interrupt
I'm very sorry to interrupt you, but you must have mistaken me for somebody who's interested.

N 114: Quote about refrigerator
It is what's inside that matters - the fridge is a perfect example.

N 113: Quote about money and bank
They say money doesn't grow on trees, but why do banks have branches then?

N 112: Quote about laziness
I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated to do nothing.

N 111: Quote about weather
There is no lousy weather, only lousy choice of clothing.

N 110: Quote about optimist
A true optimist is the guy who falls off a skyscraper and after 50 floors thinks to himself - well, so far so good!

N 109: Quote about life and trust
A truth of life: Only ever trust your own butt to always stand behind you!

N 108: Quote about speech short
Too long speeches lead to no actions.

N 107: Quote about marriage and love
If love is blind, then marriage is its spectacles.

N 106: Quote about stupidity
Stupidity knows no boundaries, but it knows a lot of people.

N 105: Quote about people black
A lot of people are only alive today because the law makes it impossible to shoot them.

N 104: Quote about driving
Never drive faster than a guardian angel can fly.

N 103: Quote about money
Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying
in a new BMW than on a bike.

N 102: Quote about people and cat
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.

N 101: Quote about doctor
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.

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