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N 20: Quote about sex
Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for best quality rubber.

N 19: Quote about sex
Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.

N 18: Quote about sex
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

N 17: Quote about life, sex short
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

N 16: Quote about women and sex
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

N 15: Quote about sex
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

N 14: Quote about shopping and sex
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

N 13: Quote about sex and money
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

N 12: Quote about sex and love
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

N 11: Quote about sex and education
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework

N 10: Quote about sex
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant

N 9: Quote about sex
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.

N 8: Quote about love and sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

N 7: Quote about sex
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

N 6: Quote about love, sex short
Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.

N 5: Quote about women, men and sex
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

N 4: Quote about sex
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

N 3: Quote about sex and women, men
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

N 2: Quote about sex, love short
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

N 1: Quote about sex
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last



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