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N 4: Quote about men vulgar
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. N 3: Quote vulgar
Everybody loves you when they are about to cum N 2: Quote about women, men
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. N 1: Quote about penis, women, men vulgar
A penis is like a mans life.....woman make it hard