One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.
As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him.
He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could.
"Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked.
"I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny.
He's been there for years, and he's never hurt no one.
Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"
"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
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A couple married forty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon.
Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed
a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the
road. The
woman said, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here forty years ago." The guy stopped the
car. His
wife backed against the fence, and he immediately jumped her bones like a bass on a junebug. They made
love like never before. Back in the car, the guy says, "Darlin", you sure never moved like that forty years ago or any
time since that I can remember!" The woman says, "Forty years ago that goddamn fence wasn't electrified!"
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