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When you're calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer.

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At School, the teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, "I am going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!"
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My middle finger salutes you!

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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