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Do you remember when I asked you to give me your opinion? That's right, me neither.

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"Does your dog bite?"
"No."
(Tries to touch dog. Dog bites him)
"Argh! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"
"That is not my dog."
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Hard work pays off in the future. Lolling on the couch pays off right now.

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It is a fact of nature that light arrives faster than sound. Which is why some people can appear quite bright, until they speak.
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