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N 40: Joke about stupidity, cynical short
Of course you're not stupid. You just have bad luck when you think. Some people's x-rays actually look much better than their photographs. My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. What do you call a whore with a runny nose? Full. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire.
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Pinocchio
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Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
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Foreplay
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Why do little boys whine? Because they’re practicing to be men.
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Boys
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Short
Three words women hate to hear when having sex “Honey, I’m home!” How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it!
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Marriage
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The shortest horror story: Monday.
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Monday
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Short
When you're late: I'm never late. The others are simply too early!
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Late
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Harry, do you think I'm a bad mother? My name is Paul.
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Mom
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A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face. - What goes up and down but never moves? - The stairs!
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Stairs
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What is dangerous? Sneezing while having diarrhea! - Daddy what is a transvestite? - Ask Mommy, he knows.
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Parents
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Short
Q. What's the worst thing about being lonely? A. Playing Frisbee.
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Lonely
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How did the blonde try to kill the bird?? She threw it off a cliff.
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Blonde
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I use camouflage condoms so they cant see me coming.
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Condoms
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Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery. |
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