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N 108: Joke about god, men, dildo vulgar
Why did God even create men?
Because He couldn’t figure out how to make a vibrator that would mow the lawn.

N 107: Joke about women, men, shadow, prostitute vulgar
A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty bucks," she says.
He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them... it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light in her face."

N 106: Joke about boys and girls vulgar
boy: spell "me"
girl: M-E
boy: but you forgot the D
girl: there's no D in me
boy: not yet;)

N 105: Joke about slut, vulgar short
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?

N 104: Joke about cannibals, trust, blow job vulgar
What’s the definition of “trust”?
Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

N 103: Joke about light bulb, freud, penis vulgar
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to change the bulb and one to hold the penis, I mean ladder.

N 102: Joke about men, kill vulgar
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

N 101: Joke about men, penis vulgar
What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man’s penis?
His body.

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