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N 20: Joke about math short
...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics." N 19: Joke about banana, wordplay short
- What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
- The splits! N 18: Joke about musician, drum short
- Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician?
- Drummers. N 17: Joke about vagina, penis, vulgar, wordplay short
What did the vagina say to the penis.
So do you cum here often. N 16: Joke about skunk short
Q: Why do two skunks argue?
A: Because they like to kick up a stink. N 15: Joke black short
One step forward, 12 floors down. N 14: Joke about men short
How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable". N 13: Joke about whiskey, diet short
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. N 12: Joke about love, vulgar short
- What is the difference between like and love?
- Spit and swallow." N 11: Joke about blonde short
-Why can't a blonde dial 911?
-She can't find the eleven. N 10: Joke about blonde short
I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts... she gave me change! N 9: Joke about food short
Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions?
A: Tear gas. N 8: Joke about snake, lawyer short
-Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
-To practice. N 7: Joke about lawyer, wordplay short
-What do lawyers wear to court?
-Lawsuits! N 6: Joke about blonde short
What are the six worst years in a blonde's life?
Third grade. N 5: Joke about submarine, blonde short
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door. N 4: Joke about computer short
I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing. N 3: Joke about dishwasher short
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Yell at her. N 2: Joke about rape, black short
Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. N 1: Joke about condoms, penis, vulgar short
-What did the penis say to the condom?
-"Cover me. I'm going in." < previous