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N 17: Joke about teacher, chemistry wordplay
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no
chemistry. N 16: Joke black wordplay
How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. N 15: Joke about girlfriend, smoking, vulgar wordplay
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant. N 14: Joke about blow job, wordplay vulgar
Why do men like blowjobs?
It’s the only time they get something into a woman’s head
straight! N 13: Joke about chicken, finger wordplay
Looking at the size of these chicken fingers, that chicken must have been around 8 or 11 feet tall. N 12: Joke about dog wordplay
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. N 11: Joke wordplay
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.
So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?"
One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, dumbo!"
So I corrected myself, "Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?"
That's about as far as I remember. N 10: Joke about rabbit, wordplay short
Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery. N 9: Joke about banana, wordplay short
- What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
- The splits! N 8: Joke about school, little johnny, teacher wordplay
Teacher: "Johnny, what is the outside of a tree called?"
Johnny: "I don't know."
Teacher: "Bark, Johnny, bark."
Johnny: "Bow, wow, wow!" N 7: Joke about vagina, penis, vulgar, wordplay short
What did the vagina say to the penis.
So do you cum here often. N 6: Joke vulgar wordplay
"Mommie, Mommie....did you know that nurses can come apart..?"
"Well...no. What makes you say that..?"
"Because the other night, I overheard Daddy say that he screwed the ass off of a nurse..!" N 5: Joke about priest, blow job, vulgar wordplay
A priest is walking to his church when he passes a group of prostitutes.
One of them yells out “$20 for a blowjob, Father!” The priest puts his head down and speed walks the rest of the way. When he arrives at the church he nervously approaches one of the nuns and asks her “Sister, what’s a blowjob?” She tells him “$20, Same as downtown” N 4: Joke about cold wordplay
Son: Dad, it's so cold in here!
Father: Go stand in the corner.
Son: Why?
Father: The corner is 90 degrees. N 3: Joke about lawyer, wordplay short
-What do lawyers wear to court?
-Lawsuits! N 2: Joke about secretary, vulgar wordplay
A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help.
"If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her.
The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings." N 1: Joke wordplay
Never hit a man with glasses.
Hit him with something bigger and heavier.