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N 53: Joke about lesbian, vampire short
What does one lesbian vampire say to the other?
Same time next month?

N 52: Joke about stupidity, cynical short
Of course you're not stupid.
You just have bad luck when you think.

N 51: Joke about x-ray, photography, cynical short
Some people's x-rays actually look much better than their photographs.

N 50: Quote about finger short
My middle finger salutes you!

N 49: Joke about wallet, onion short
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry.

N 48: Joke about slut, vulgar short
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
Full.

N 47: Joke about pinocchio short
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught fire.

N 46: Joke about foreplay short
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
They don’t have time.

N 45: Joke about boys short
Why do little boys whine?
Because they’re practicing to be men.

N 44: Joke about women, word, sex short
Three words women hate to hear when having sex
“Honey, I’m home!”

N 43: Joke about marriage short
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it!

N 42: Quote about speech short
Too long speeches lead to no actions.

N 41: Joke about monday short
The shortest horror story:
Monday.

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