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N 5: Joke about women, word, sex short
Three words women hate to hear when having sex
“Honey, I’m home!” N 4: Verse about sex short
If you want a little sex,
Ask my dog,
His name is Rex... N 3: Quote about life, sex short
Life is a sexually transmitted disease. N 2: Quote about love, sex short
Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled. N 1: Quote about sex, love short
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.