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N 9: Quote about finger short
My middle finger salutes you! N 8: Quote about speech short
Too long speeches lead to no actions. N 7: Quote about vagina short
Another name for a vagina is a cockpit N 6: Quote about laugh short
He who laughs last didn't get it. N 5: Quote about life, sex short
Life is a sexually transmitted disease. N 4: Quote about love, sex short
Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled. N 3: Quote about orgasm short
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away N 2: Quote about sex, love short
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. N 1: Quote about actors short
Actors are the only honest hypocrites.