A mother is in the kitchen making
dinner for her family when her
daughter walks in. “Mother, where do
babies come from?” The mother thinks for
a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in
love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they
kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his
penis in the mommy’s
vagina. That’s how you get a
baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”