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N 14: Joke about bar and men
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married. N 13: Joke about god, men, dildo vulgar
Why did God even create men?
Because He couldn’t figure out how to make a vibrator that would mow the lawn. N 12: Joke about men, kill vulgar
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one. N 11: Joke about men and light bulb
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three – one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. N 10: Joke about men and light bulb
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One – he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him N 9: Joke about men, penis vulgar
What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man’s penis?
His body. N 8: Joke about men, shower and pee
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Pissing in the bath is disgusting. N 7: Quote about men
Men are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it. N 6: Joke about men short
How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable". N 5: Joke about men
Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces?
Nothing all the good ones are taken. N 4: Joke about men
Men are like Bluetooth.
When they're close they're connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment. N 3: Quote about men
Men are like public toilets. They are either engaged or full of shit. N 2: Quote about men vulgar
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. N 1: Quote about men
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.