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N 9: Quote about marriage and love
If love is blind, then marriage is its spectacles. N 8: Quote about love
She was hungry for love and didn't know where her next male was coming from. N 7: Quote about love
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? N 6: Quote about love
Love at first sight is cured by the second look. N 5: Quote about love and marriage
If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books. N 4: Quote about sex and love
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. N 3: Quote about love and sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex N 2: Quote about love, sex short
Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled. N 1: Quote about sex, love short
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.