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N 3: Joke about office and food
We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was "Michael". N 2: Joke about blonde and food
What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds. N 1: Joke about food short
Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions?
A: Tear gas.