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N 2: Joke about age and lonely
Madonna was 54 and her boyfriend's 25, Jennifer Lopez was 43 and her boyfriend's 26, so if you're single its ok, maybe he's just not born yet. N 1: Joke about age and driving
A woman in her 70s was driving with a friend. She went through a red light. The friend didn't say anything. But then she went through another one. The friend said, "Do you realize you just went through two red lights?"
"Oh," she said, "was I driving?"