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N 5: Quote about promise wordplay
Promises are like babies... They're fun to make but hard to deliver. N 4: Quote about television wordplay
Television is a medium - anything well done is rare. N 3: Quote wordplay
You have to excuse me, I suffer from emotional constipation. I really can't give a shit. N 2: Quote wordplay
Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present. N 1: Quote wordplay
All is a shitting, except the pissing, but the pissing becomes a shitting if you piss against the wind.