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N 15: Joke black wordplay
How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

N 14: Joke about girlfriend, smoking, vulgar wordplay
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.

N 13: Joke about blow job, wordplay vulgar
Why do men like blowjobs?
It’s the only time they get something into a woman’s head

N 12: Joke about chicken, finger wordplay
Looking at the size of these chicken fingers, that chicken must have been around 8 or 11 feet tall.

N 11: Joke about dog wordplay
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

N 10: Joke wordplay
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.
So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?"
One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, dumbo!"
So I corrected myself, "Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?"
That's about as far as I remember.

N 9: Joke about rabbit, wordplay short
Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery.

N 8: Joke about banana, wordplay short
- What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
- The splits!

N 7: Joke about school, little johnny wordplay
Teacher: "Johnny, what is the outside of a tree called?"
Johnny: "I don't know."
Teacher: "Bark, Johnny, bark."
Johnny: "Bow, wow, wow!"

N 6: Joke about vagina, penis, vulgar, wordplay short
What did the vagina say to the penis.
So do you cum here often.

N 5: Joke vulgar wordplay
"Mommie, Mommie....did you know that nurses can come apart..?"
" What makes you say that..?"
"Because the other night, I overheard Daddy say that he screwed the ass off of a nurse..!"

N 4: Joke about cold wordplay
Son: Dad, it's so cold in here!
Father: Go stand in the corner.
Son: Why?
Father: The corner is 90 degrees.

N 3: Joke about lawyer, wordplay short
-What do lawyers wear to court?

N 2: Joke about secretary, vulgar wordplay
A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help.
"If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her.
The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."

N 1: Joke wordplay
Never hit a man with glasses.
Hit him with something bigger and heavier.

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