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N 21: Joke about women and phone
When you're calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer. N 20: Joke about women and trouble
Help a woman when she's in trouble. She will remember you when she's in trouble again. N 19: Joke about women
What do women and prawns have in common?
Their heads are full of shit but the pink bits taste great. N 18: Joke about women, word, sex short
Three words women hate to hear when having sex
“Honey, I’m home!” N 17: Joke about women
What is the similarity between a woman and laxative?
They both irritate the shit out of you! N 16: Joke about women
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
They don’t have balls to scratch. N 15: Joke about soccer and women
- Why is women's soccer so rare?
- It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit. N 14: Joke about women
Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...
On a broomstick.
We're flexible like that. N 13: Joke about money and women
What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives women wild?
A fifty-dollar bill. N 12: Joke about women
Woman: When you're finished with me, will my husband think I'm beautiful?
Beautician: Maybe.
Does he still drink a lot? N 11: Joke about women
What is the difference between a woman and a battery?
"A battery always has a positive side." N 10: Story about women
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. N 9: Joke about women and brains
Scientists have finally discovered what is wrong with the female brain:
On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left. N 8: Joke about women
How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me... " N 7: Joke about women
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, come home and expect to be fed and stroked, then want to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat. N 6: Joke about women vulgar
What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?
At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!! N 5: Quote about women
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. N 4: Quote about women and sex
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. N 3: Joke about women
How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave. N 2: Joke about women
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. N 1: Quote about women
Modern women understand everything except their husbands