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N 6: Funny picture about women, men, thoughts vulgar
N 5: Joke about women, men, shadow, prostitute vulgar
A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty bucks," she says.
He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them... it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light in her face." N 4: Funny picture about shadow, women, men vulgar
N 3: Joke about women, men vulgar
- You are so kind, funny and beautiful.
- Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed.
- And smart, too! N 2: Quote about penis, women, men vulgar
A penis is like a mans life.....woman make it hard N 1: Joke about women, men vulgar
A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast. He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to forgive me." She looks at him a few seconds and says, "That's all right. If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 204."