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N 8: Joke about wife and jewish
What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. N 7: Joke about wife
A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house. N 6: Joke about sex and wife
- How do you make your wife scream while having sex?
- Call her and tell her. N 5: Joke about wife and dinner
My wife treats me like a God - every evening at dinner I get a burnt offering. N 4: Joke about eyebrows and wife
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised. N 3: Joke about g spot, wife, sister vulgar
At last.......I have managed to find my wife's 'G' spot....
....who would have thought her sister had it the whole time
N 2: Joke about wife and sex
- How can you tell if your wife is dead?
- The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up. N 1: Joke about wife
Good: Your wife doesn't talk to you.
Bad: She wants divorce.
Very bad: She is a lawyer.