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N 6: Joke about girlfriend, smoking, vulgar wordplay
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant. N 5: Joke about blow job, wordplay vulgar
Why do men like blowjobs?
It’s the only time they get something into a woman’s head
straight! N 4: Joke about vagina, penis, vulgar, wordplay short
What did the vagina say to the penis.
So do you cum here often. N 3: Joke vulgar wordplay
"Mommie, Mommie....did you know that nurses can come apart..?"
"Well...no. What makes you say that..?"
"Because the other night, I overheard Daddy say that he screwed the ass off of a nurse..!" N 2: Joke about priest, blow job, vulgar wordplay
A priest is walking to his church when he passes a group of prostitutes.
One of them yells out “$20 for a blowjob, Father!” The priest puts his head down and speed walks the rest of the way. When he arrives at the church he nervously approaches one of the nuns and asks her “Sister, what’s a blowjob?” She tells him “$20, Same as downtown” N 1: Joke about secretary, vulgar wordplay
A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help.
"If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her.
The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."