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N 3: Joke about lesbian, vampire short
What does one lesbian vampire say to the other?
Same time next month? N 2: Joke about vampire
What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?
"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!" N 1: Joke about lawyer and vampire
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
The vampire sucks you're blood only at midnight!