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N 2: Joke about tourists
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide: "How large is the population here?" "Around 1.5 billion" - the guide answers American, After a short pause: "So, what else do you do here?" N 1: Joke about tourists and germans
German Tourist lands at "Charles de Gaulle" and is asket by the immigration officer "Occupation", "Nein" says the tourist "Just a Holiday!"