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N 3: Joke about suicide, detective black
A detective asks a woman, "So, your husband hanged himself?" Woman replies, "Yes, that is correct." The suspicious detective continues, "But why does he have all those bruises on his head?"
"The old fool used an elastic rope!" N 2: Funny picture about suicide black
N 1: Joke about suicide black
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says, "F:::ck off, you won't bring it back."