Sperm jokes

N 3: Joke about sperm
Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask directions.

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N 2: Joke about god, sperm vulgar
How do we know God is a man?
Because if God were a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate!

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N 1: Joke about sperm vulgar
Two sperm are in the body looking for the egg when one of them starts to wonder why it is taking so long.
He asks the other sperm, "aren't we near the uterus yet?"
"No," replied the other sperm, "we haven't even gotten to the esophagus."

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