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N 39: Joke about wallet, onion short
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry.

N 38: Joke about slut, vulgar short
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
Full.

N 37: Joke about pinocchio short
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught fire.

N 36: Joke about foreplay short
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
They don’t have time.

N 35: Joke about boys short
Why do little boys whine?
Because they’re practicing to be men.

N 34: Joke about women, word, sex short
Three words women hate to hear when having sex
“Honey, I’m home!”

N 33: Joke about marriage short
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it!

N 32: Joke about monday short
The shortest horror story:
Monday.

N 31: Joke about late short
When you're late:
I'm never late. The others are simply too early!

N 30: Joke about mom short
Harry, do you think I'm a bad mother?
My name is Paul.

N 29: Joke about naked, bank robber short
A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face.

N 28: Joke about stairs short
- What goes up and down but never moves?
- The stairs!

N 27: Joke about diarrhea, sneezing short
What is dangerous?
Sneezing while having diarrhea!

N 26: Joke about parents short
- Daddy what is a transvestite?
- Ask Mommy, he knows.

N 25: Joke about lonely short
Q. What's the worst thing about being lonely?
A. Playing Frisbee.

N 24: Joke about blonde short
How did the blonde try to kill the bird??
She threw it off a cliff.

N 23: Joke about condoms short
I use camouflage condoms so they cant see me coming.

N 22: Joke about rabbit, wordplay short
Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery.

N 21: Joke about math short
...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."

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