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N 50: Quote about finger short
My middle finger salutes you! N 49: Joke about wallet, onion short
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. N 48: Joke about slut, vulgar short
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
Full. N 47: Joke about pinocchio short
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught fire. N 46: Joke about foreplay short
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
They don’t have time. N 45: Joke about boys short
Why do little boys whine?
Because they’re practicing to be men. N 44: Joke about women, word, sex short
Three words women hate to hear when having sex
“Honey, I’m home!” N 43: Joke about marriage short
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it! N 42: Quote about speech short
Too long speeches lead to no actions. N 41: Joke about monday short
The shortest horror story:
Monday. N 40: Joke about late short
When you're late:
I'm never late. The others are simply too early! N 39: Joke about mom short
Harry, do you think I'm a bad mother?
My name is Paul. N 38: Joke about naked, bank robber short
A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face. N 37: Joke about stairs short
- What goes up and down but never moves?
- The stairs! N 36: Joke about diarrhea, sneezing short
What is dangerous?
Sneezing while having diarrhea! N 35: Joke about parents short
- Daddy what is a transvestite?
- Ask Mommy, he knows. N 34: Joke about lonely short
Q. What's the worst thing about being lonely?
A. Playing Frisbee. N 33: Joke about blonde short
How did the blonde try to kill the bird??
She threw it off a cliff. N 32: Joke about condoms short
I use camouflage condoms so they cant see me coming. N 31: Joke about rabbit, wordplay short
Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery. N 30: Joke about math short
...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics." N 29: Joke about banana, wordplay short
- What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
- The splits! N 28: Joke about musician, drum short
- Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician?
- Drummers. N 27: Joke about vagina, penis, vulgar, wordplay short
What did the vagina say to the penis.
So do you cum here often. N 26: Joke about skunk short
Q: Why do two skunks argue?
A: Because they like to kick up a stink. < previous  | 2 | next >