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N 52: Funny picture about strawberry and sex
Funny picture  about strawberry and sex

N 51: Joke about women, word, sex short
Three words women hate to hear when having sex
“Honey, I’m home!”

N 50: Joke about sex and word
The three words most hated by men during sex?
"Are you In?" or "Is It In?"

N 49: Joke about women, men, eye and sex
Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.

N 48: Joke about sex
I read married couples do it about 74 times per year. It's end of November now. Seems I'm going to have a seriously exciting December!

N 47: Funny picture about sex, comics vulgar
Funny picture  about sex, comics vulgar

N 46: Funny picture about sex vulgar
Funny picture  about sex vulgar

N 45: Joke about chocolate and sex
Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex:
- You can GET chocolate.
- Chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft.
- You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
- You can have chocolate in in public.
- If you bite the nuts, the chocolate won't mind.
- The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
- You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
- No need to fake your enjoyment of chocolate.
- Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
- You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
- You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
- Size doesn't matter -- though more is still better.

N 44: Joke about sex
The young fellow is about to marry and asks his grandfather how often a married couple should have sex.
His grandfather tells him, "When you first get married, you want it all the time, maybe several times a day; later on, maybe once a week. As you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, maybe on your anniversary."
The young fellow asks, "How about you and Grandma?"
His grandfather replies, "Oh, we just have oral sex now. She goes into her bedroom and I go into my bedroom. She yells, 'F:::ck you,' and I holler back, 'F::ck you, too!'"

N 43: Joke about sex and wife
- How do you make your wife scream while having sex?
- Call her and tell her.

N 42: Joke vulgar and sex
During sex, I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She was like, "What are you doing?" And I was like, "Hush, I saw this on PornHub, it's called Buffering:"

N 41: Quote about sex
Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for best quality rubber.

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