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N 4: Joke about santa vulgar
Boy - "dear Santa, for Christmas, I would like a baby brother."
Santa - "Send me your mother." N 3: Joke about santa
-Why doesn't Santa have any children?
-He only comes once a year - and when he does, it's down a chimney. N 2: Joke about santa vulgar
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother." N 1: Joke about santa
Q: Why is santa so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.