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Q: What does an Russian and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They are both empty from the neck up. N 2: Joke about russia and car
-What occupies the last 6 pages of the Russian Car User's Manual?
-The bus and train timetables. N 1: Joke about russia
-Whats the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
-Nothing, they're both fictional characters