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N 2: Joke about rabbit, wordplay short
Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery.

N 1: Joke about fortune teller, rabbit black
A rabbit went to the fortune-teller, "what do you see in my future?" asked the rabbit.
"Very soon," replied the fortune-teller, "you will meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you."
"That's great!" said the rabbit, hopping up and down.
"But when will I meet her?"
"Next week in science class," said the fortune-teller.

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