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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
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Women and Men
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Religion
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Categories :
Sex
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Categories :
God
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Categories :
Idiots
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Categories :
Laziness
Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.
Categories :
Money
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
Categories :
Relatives
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Categories :
Work
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Categories :
Men
There are three sides of an argument -- your side, my side and the right side.
Categories :
Arguments
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Categories :
Marriage
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Categories :
Insurance
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Categories :
Fishing
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Categories :
Women
He who laughs last didn't get it. Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Categories :
Evil
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
Categories :
Beer
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Categories :
Pleasure
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Categories :
Health
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Categories :
Love
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Categories :
Life
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Categories :
Vegetarian
Life is a sexually transmitted disease. You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Categories :
Uniqueness
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Categories :
Doctor
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Categories :
Girls
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Categories :
Time
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. The road to success is always under construction.
Categories :
Success
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