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N 7: Joke about women, men, shadow, prostitute vulgar
A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty bucks," she says.
He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them... it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light in her face."

N 6: Joke about prostitute, bungee jumping vulgar
What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common?
They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead.

N 5: Joke about husband, wife, prostitute vulgar
A husband and wife are having financial troubles.
They agree she should walk the streets to pick up some extra cash.
The husband drops his wife off in the red light area of town, and returns 6 hours later.
She gets in the car and says, "Look, I made $40.50!"
"What jerk gave you 50 cents?" he asks.
"All of them!"

N 4: Joke about prostitute, chicken vulgar
What is the difference between a chicken and a prostitute?
Chicken goes cockadoodle do
Prostitute goes any cock will do.

N 3: Joke about prostitute, drugs vulgar
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

N 2: Joke about prostitute, blonde and nymphomaniac
What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige

N 1: Joke about prostitute and christmas
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:
- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?
- Hundred dollars, as usual.

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