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N 3: Joke about wallet, onion short
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeter dick? Nothing.... They all make your eyes water. - I want some onion. - Excuse me, mam, but there is no onion here now. - But I need onion! - Excuse me, mam, again. I'm really sorry, but... - You say - no onion? - Yes! - Hm… It was here two days ago! - Very sorry! No onion now... - But... - OK, mam! Please, would you answer on this question: how many "t" letter in word "potato"? - Two! - Yes! Good! And once more: how many "t" letter in "tomato"? - Two! - Exactly! You right! And how many word "f...ck" in "onion"? - Hm… No f...ck in onion! - Yes! That is what I am trying to explain you: "NO F...CKING ONION HERE!!!"
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