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N 5: Quote about money
A bag of money can be a symbol not only of wealth, but also of tremendous inflation. N 4: Quote about money and bank
They say money doesn't grow on trees, but why do banks have branches then? N 3: Quote about money
Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying
in a new BMW than on a bike. N 2: Quote about money
Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. N 1: Quote about sex and money
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.