Funnypedia

N 4: Joke about god, men, dildo vulgar
Why did God even create men?
Because He couldn’t figure out how to make a vibrator that would mow the lawn. N 3: Joke about men, kill vulgar
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one. N 2: Joke about men, penis vulgar
What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man’s penis?
His body. N 1: Quote about men vulgar
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.