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N 9: Quote about marriage and love
If love is blind, then marriage is its spectacles. N 8: Quote about marriage
Marrying a man for his good looks is like buying a house for its paint. N 7: Quote about marriage
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. N 6: Quote about insurance and marriage
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. N 5: Quote about marriage
Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter. N 4: Quote about marriage
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. N 3: Quote about love and marriage
If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books. N 2: Quote about women, men and marriage
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. N 1: Quote about marriage
Second marriage: the triumph of hope over experience